Thursday, June 9, 2016
Indoctrination is not to be confused with education.
Henceforth: Liberals now, officially and on pain of death, must profess belief in the wisdom and validity of Citizens United's ruling that corporations are citizens, have more freedom of speech rights than humans, and may give Ms. Clinton as much money as they wish, whenever they wish; liberals must abandon all interest in and support of Medicare For All or any other Single-Payer system that would damage insurance or pharmaceutical company profits; all wars and military adventures that create profits for favored
companies are henceforth not to be questioned;
must loudly proclaim that high government officials must be allowed
to use private email accounts and be required
to purge them of
incriminating entires before
answering any IG or FIOA inquiry; liberals also must henceforth
support jailing every young black man at least once before he is 25,
preferably in a for-profit prison; liberal
support for any form of welfare must be terminated immediately; and
eternal loyalty to one's local super-delegate must be affirmed
repeatedly and in writing. The
of freedom of the press and open government has been abolished. If
you have any questions, turn yourself in to the nearest re-education
center. Bring a toothbrush.
Reality, Checked: Last week the UN rightfully blacklisted Saudi Arabia for its human rights violations in Yemen, especially for the killing and maiming of children as a deliberate tactic. The condemnation has been rescinded and apologies issued for making such an obvious misstatement, which was brought to light when the Saudis threatened to cut hundreds of millions of dollars from various UN programs like the Children's Fund…
Newly Improved: In Oklahoma the cops can seize not only your car and belongings and cash, they now have “ devices capable of seizing funds loaded on to prepaid debit cards” and other bankcards. Now you can be pulled over and robbed of money you don't even have with you. Ain't democracy great?
Slip Sliding Away: Remember David 'The Lover' Petraeus and his escape from the jaws of justice? Seems he gave “over 300 highly classified documents” to his pay-to-play lover Paula Broadwell but was allowed to retire without going to jail. He could have avoided all the trouble if he'd just used a private email server to send the documents. Of course he also perjured himself, but he's a member of the untouchables…
A Parting Shot:
Posted by Charles Kingsley Michaelson, III at 6:54 AM