Wednesday, March 30, 2016

SAR #16089


Most people have to sell their labor to make their living; and then there those they sell it to.
Hum Along: Back in the battle again, out where a fiend is a friend, where the oil and money flow – quite why we'll never know - back in the deserts again.
Good Question:If the Economy Fell Into Recession, Would Anyone Notice?”
Rights? You Don't Got No Stinking Rights: Obama's Justice (sic) Department has restarted the program that lets cops steal your stuff... more or less legally, as long as they use the money and property to furnish their clubhouses, buy drugs and entertain whores.
Inflation Alert: The government's inflation measure, the Personal Consumption Expenditures Index, fell 1% y/y as a result of the Fed's courageous inflation fighting.
Fats Of The Land: The restaurant and grocery industries have once again forced the government to delay implementing that part of Obamacare that requires restaurants to tell customers how many calories there are in menu items, for fear that the average American might cut back from the average 3,770 calories a day they now shove into their obese bodies.
Go Frack Yourself: Thanks to the oil business, Sooners are now more likely to suffer an earthquake than those liberals in San Francisco.
Moderation: Sweden, in an attempt to cool off their housing market, has cut the maximum length of a mortgage to a paltry 105 years.
Nicely Put: The big economic problem is not inequality, it is poverty. If we all had enough for a decent life, we would not much care how many bathrooms someone else had.
Don't Point That Data At Me: Every month 52 American women are shot to death by their husbands and boyfriends. Macho guys.
Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Bern? The Clinton campaign refuses to consider any future debates with Bernie Sanders unless he begins running all his advertising past Hillary for approval.
When He's Right: Donald Trump is right, Wisconsin has a lot of problems that have been caused and/or made worse because Scott Walker refuses to raise taxes.
Bailed In: Prominent hedge fund Luxor Capital ($3.8 billion under management) announced that it would "not be returning exiting investors cash in full...You can check out, but you can never leave...
Cruzing For A Bruising: Texas Republicans will allow people to openly carry guns at their state convention.
Porn O'Graph: And this little piggy stayed home.

1 comment:

Gegner said...

Back in the saddle again? Brilliant but disturbing. 2nd up, the answer is obvious, not this economy. 3rd like living behind the Blue Wall and having a 'get out of jail free card' in your wallet wasn't enough...4th,Ha! 5th, who cares about the public, if it's bad for business it can't be done! 6th, creating flammable water won't help when the big one hits!,7th, cut to 105? (yrs) thought that was only in Japan. 8th, definitely although 'decent' is a relative term (but so is 'squander'. 9th, this is what happens when they won't shut up...10th, the media is letting us know they've already made their choices and it doesn't matter how much you like a candidate, if they don't toe the line, they're out! 11th, must be the politician in him, every once in a while they all get one right! 12th, you pays your money, you takes your chances. 13th Probably safe enough. think you'd have to look pretty hard to find a Native American republican...and finally. that pie chart includes the 33% who only work part time and it also includes people that work more than one job. Talk about distorted data.